STOP IT, self-help manatee. I actually just cried because of LAST MONTH.
Thank you, self-help manatee. I needed that.
This is just beautiful.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH LIT IS FOR.
i am sobbing
Because being an Eng Major might never be cool, but it will always be AWESOME.
draw when you don’t.
Misha Collins & Tom Hiddleston - two men who should rule the universe
This is Sherlock:
This is Sherlock Holmes:
This is Holmes:
And this is “That Guy from the American Sherlock”:
They all play the same character, but if you called them this I would know which one you were talking about.
finally somebody put ths into words! Thanks you
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
Seeing them together makes me happy. It’s like an internet family reunion.